Billy liked to talk, he was always talking.
As a kid people thought his constant chatter was charming.
But when he kept talking in class at school he was punished.
At work he was always in trouble with his loose tongue.
He'd be cheeky to the foreman and then lose another job.
Then Billy met the man of his dreams.
TMOHD thought Billy was dead cute, but not his endless prattling.
Billy couldn't bear to lose him, so he decided he needed help.........
Any sort of help.
Based on images originally put together by Bazz for his 'Dog 54' piece
recaptioned by mitchmen for this post
View Bazz's original 'Dog 54'
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