They say that young tearaways ought to have a taste of Military Discipline.
That's what Dick got when he raided the house of Lt Colonel Thrust (retired)
He was caught in the act with his nose in the safe,
confronted by the Colonel brandishing his ceremonial sword,
Dick decided it was wise to obey the military man's command to undress,
rather than have his designer clothes (stolen) cut off him slash by slash.
(Although that was the only way he could be parted from his underwear).
Once naked, escape became quite tricky of course
and the Colonel summoned re-inforcements too,
his loyal batman, who lived next door in the annex
and turned out to be an intimidating, former Marine.
He arrived brandishing a set of hair clippers.
and dispatched Dick's spikey haircut to the bin
before ordering loudly him to "pre-sent ass!"
so he could shave him baby-smooth, down below.
The two of them drilled Dick like this for several hours
Teaching him all they knew about military discipline.
By the time day began to break, Dick felt broken too
Denuded and drained,
collared and cowed,
he cringed and vowed
He'd do his homework better next time!
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THE END
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