I'm having a word with my agent about this!

The trials of modelling assignments know few bounds. Water sprays, mud smears, derelict buildings, weird make-up - it's all in a days work for a model. However a job for an underwear brand called 'Petit-Q' might ring alarm bells. Not just because it's French, we won't go there, but 'petit' (i.e small) is not an adjective the average hunk likes to associate himself with - and we all know underwear models are hunks, right?
As for the Q bit, that sounds like the code for 'gay' used back in the bad old days (remember Q-International?) and not all models are gay are they?

So the hunky men featured in this article may have felt a slight tremor of anticipation as they arrived at the photographer for their 'Petit-Q' assignment. But they can hardly have imagined just what was in store for them.

On his day, DW Chase is one of the sexiest men on the planet
but you can almost hear him muttering "WTF!" here
as he puzzles over this sort of, half-garment
He's probably wondering if  he has put it on correctly.
Or indeed whether it's actually all there.
'I'm having a word with my agent about this', he thinks to himself.

Hunky Michael Fitt has the opposite problem.
Two for the price of one it seems.
Does that mean twice the fee for my services, he wonders?
I don't think this fashion will catch on, but I like the view.

From his face, you'd guess Marc Shephard (which is spelt 'hard' not 'herd')
must be as tough as they come and not a man to be messed with.

So it's not altogether surprising to see him gritting his teeth thoughtfully about this.

That wry smile is about that mishap in the dressing room,
a 'leg in the wrong hole' moment while putting it on. (It's easily done).
He thought he must have torn it, but no-one seems to have noticed.

  

Here's Junior Rodriguez, wearing the same garment properly.
He seems like a man of the world, and is showing a bit more style
 (and intriguingly different hair if you compare the two boys 'windows' !)

But that suspicious look on his face suggests he's just got a whiff
that Marc Shephard was wearing it just a few hours before him.
The sharing of intimate apparel with other men is not in his contract,
and once you start thinking about it, under hot, studio lights.........

Cheer up Junior, the next model to wear it will be getting your oily sweat!

Theo Ford's having problems with those straps

but no matter how much he adjusts his 'braces'

 the mini pouch won't quite cover his assets 

It's his root which is the root of the problem.

Isn't there a bigger size? -  he seems to be asking.

Meanwhile DW is on sit-down strike
this see-through strangeness warrants a bigger fee, me-thinks.
He can't help looking sexy though and that's got the photographer snapping furiously. 
Unfortunately that mesh gives you a real wedgie when you squat like this.
It's enough to make your hair curl. Get a move on mate!

Models who are famed for being 'Not Gay' (I forget his name),

like clothes to make them look butch - check out the watch for example.

Something that flattered ones manhood might have seemed like a good idea
But if it makes your cock look like a badly wrapped butt plug.......?

Judging by that faded 'professional smile'
he's just realised it might give folk the wrong idea about him.

and he didn't really need the money either.
He's having a word with my agent about this! 

~

This crowd don't know it but they got off lightly,
more frivolities next time!

With apologies to the models and Petit-Q crew for poking fun at them!
and to the many folk who enjoy the innocent pleasure of wearing exotic garments like this
I agree they can look and feel very sexy indeed  (see below).

 

 

Meanwhile Andrei picks up the harness after Theo Ford gave up on it.

Who wouldn't want to come home to this!

There's a massive collection of Petit-Q stuff at Mensunderwearsource