My last post of the old C-IN2 underwear images showing two men being forcefully arrested and handcuffed were not just a re-run of some old classics but a lead-in to the same company's more recent campaign which revisits the same idea, this time in the capable hands of photographer Rick Day. The results are more atmospheric than the originals, less sensual perhaps but arguably more raunchy. I've collected these images from the campaign and assembled a storyline based on the campaign video. My story, is entirely fictional and the characters are not intended to bear any resemblance to the models who play them
Meet our 3 bad boys, Michael, Gordon and Luis. They all belong to the dirty underwear gang. Gordon is the leader, the brains of the gang, Michael is the cocky show-off, he's into bling, Luis is the eternal worrier. Between them represent a range of attractive male stereotypes which the local cops find rather pretty interesting. Particularly when they catch them in their dirty underwear.
The boys are all on parole and it's a condition that they all live together in a caravan. Gordon insists they must always wear their dirty underwear inside the caravan to show their brotherhood. Michael and Luis are not so sure it's such a good idea when they are separated from their wives and girlfriends. With all that maleness in close proximity it gets quite hot in the caravan sometimes.
Luis spends a lot of time working under the bonnet of the car making modifications.
Gordon makes him change into more suitable clothes for this dirty work.
They don't want unexpected visitors to catch them in their dirty gang underwear either.
Luis is reluctant to show anyone what's he's up to under the bonnet, he's actually quite shy under all those tattoos .
Michael and Gordon step in if anyone gets too interested. They don't like strangers around.
When they're not working on the car the boys like to relax in the caravan watching a horny film....but...
"Damn, why does the phone always ring when I'm just getting there?
You get it Michael, will you?"
"I bet it's your flippin' sister again Gordon, I'll get rid of her.
Then we can get back on the job"
"Sorry guys, I'm already leaking...that last scene was so.....oh...oh .... I can't stop!"
"Oh, Luis, you're hopeless!"
"What? Are you sure? The Cops? A raid?"
"Oh, Michael, I think they may be here already."
"Christ, I'd better switch this porn off then, oh fuck, where's the remote gone?"
"Luis you are a silly boy, it's just the man delivering gas cylinders"
"Oh yeah, so it is. Sorry 'bout that Michael"
"I guess I'm gonna have to change these pants now, Michael, they're all wet. Is there some more dirty underwear in the drawer?"
"Whatever Luis, go and look. I got problems of my own down there. God it's hot in here!"
"I'm so horny!"
"Michael? The gas man says we gotta pay $100 off the bill, or he's gonna stop delivering. I'm skint after laying out on all them new C-IN2 undies, so I've had to give him a suck of my cock, but he says it's gotta be yours too. Sorry Michael"
"That's OK Gordon, actually it's quite convenient right now......."
"Bloody hell, Luis, I think Michael must be paying off the whole arrears for us!"
"I love Michael, he's so adorable"
"....so when he told me he was a big fan of cowboy films I knew exactly what to do to make him happy, look I'll show you.... "
"Yeah, whatever Michael, well done anyway, we owe you one (yawn). I'm having a kip now."
Michael! come to the window!
Look! I'm sure it really is the police this time
"Luis is right this time, Gordon, I can see a flashing light coming."
Luis is in a sweat, "What we gonna do, Gordon, I'm scared!"
Gordon gets a grip on the situation.
"Look, there's no need to panic boys. Here's the plan, first get those dirty pants off............"
"Sounds Cool!"
"You sure we've got time for that..........?"
But when the cops finally arrive.......
....the boys are well ready for them, pottering on the car, dressed in their Sunday best. As usual, Michael is very forward, but he has put his bling jewellery away to avoid awkward questions about it.
"We're all clean officer" he claims cockily.
"I can see that" says the cop admiring his protruding ensemble, "Too clean if anything. In fact, your underwear matches the description of some stolen goods we're looking for."
"You accusing me of nicking stuff?", Michael kicks off.
It's a big mistake.
"Yeah, maroon seams with a budgie pouch in the middle. Of course we'll need to take a closer look to be absolutely sure...."
".......so, I'm taking you in for detailed examination. You can resist all you like, I don't mind"
"You cops are all the same!" spits Michael.
"Quiet boy! You've be a thorn in our side for too long!"
"Sorry ma'am. I didn't mean it! Can't you let me off this time?"
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"Control to base, we're picking up the boys now. Yeah, the idiots are wearing the stolen gear. Get that special underwear interrogation cell ready for them!"
"Gulp, please not that! Not the special underwear interrogation cell!"
Click.....Click
"It's no good changing your pants to confuse us, sunshine, I saw you hiding under the car, you're coming in too, to keep your buddy company."
"Please sir, I haven't done anything!"
Click.....Click
Meanwhile, stressed-out Luis is having a lie down in the caravan, dreaming about what to have done for his next tattoo.
Of course, the cops search the caravan and find him. They take one look at his underwear and immediately decide he's definitely got to be taken in too. If he's not a receiver, he'll definitely make an excellent exhibit.
"They're just hand me downs!" Luis protests, sensing their interest.
"We can do any necessary hands down there when we're back at the station, buddy" replies the officer sternly.
"Click.......Click"
With apologies to C-IN2 and the models who play my fictional characters so beautifully - Anthony Gallo, Chris Whelan and Diogo Castro Gomes.
You can see the official video at underwear expert
